My favorite hobby?
This little guy gets it.
…Falling from charts.
Look at it like this though:
The regal rulers of the jungle.
Fierce and Adorable, With the ability to produce utter destruction.
It’s impossible to have an ugly world while these guys exist.
When buying multiple copies of ARTPOP at the till:
Lady Gaga performing at the ARTrave at N.Y.C
ARTPOP promo picture edit [:
Ask people: People who literally don’t answer any questions except just complain about how they want questions and bitch @ others. The only questions they honestly answer are fights. And that’s not even honest. I see a fuck load of them on my TL :o
Facebook people: People who fish for likes and post half naked pictures of themselves and then say they’re ugly. Getyourshittogether.com Omg and this chat: [I want to stab these in their pee hole.]
" I’m so sad " - person 1
" Sup babes xoxoxoxo :******** xoxox <3 :*** ? " - Person 2
" Nothing hun xoxoxo oxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxxooxoxoxo <3 :* :* :8 xoxoxoxoox <3 " - P 1
" No babes tell me oxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxo " - p 2
" OK HUN ! CHAT ME ! XOOOXOXOoxoxo :******** xoxoV\OCOOCOCOXOXOXOX VCXOXOXOXOoxoxo :******** xoxoCOCOCOC :*** :* ** l:*loxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxooxoxo :******** xoxo" - P1
" Whats wrong? " - Person 3
"Nothing" - P 1
Twitter People: Fave for Justin Bieber , Retweet for Lady Gaga,
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or those fucking DMs you get.
*posts selfie* LOL IM SO FUCKING UGLY LOOK AT ALL MY CUTS *posts picture of cuts* LOL REBLOG IF YOU THINK I’M NOT UGLY AND I’LL STOP CUTTING.
Bitch sit the fuck back down.
I literally cannot tolerate these people and I often wish a truck to play tag with them.
Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/TheNeoEnigma/status/349993581244715008
Dear #Monsters, The ARTPOP code has finally been cracked.
After hours of deliberation we have finally discovered the ARTPOP that @LadyGaga is acting out. Not too long ago as all monsters sadly realized. Gags hit a media blackout after her synovitis.
This was cleverly incorporated into the ARTPOP plan. .
Here is ARTPOP CODE : CRACKED.
ARTPOP as we know is a project. Specifically told by Gaga to capitalize each letter of the album. We also know that Gaga has said that she already has her entire career planned out.
What we failed to realize is that Gaga is simply reenacting the video to Paparazzi.
[ Here’s the video ]
At the start of Gaga’s Born This Way era. She was very comfortably slaying.
We recognize this as when she + her paparazzi lover are laying in the bed of “luxury”
Everything was going well for her. Everything was slaying.
Then she took a different approach with the single Marry The Night.
We classify this as the scene where Gaga is taken to the balcony.
Unfortunately Marry The Night did not go as well as Gaga had planned. As this was a risky single. And in terms of modern it ” flopped “
[Side note: Gaga promised us a 5th single earlier on]
She knew that this was not good. She wanted to get away from the Born This Way era. Thereby trashing idea’s of a 5th single.
We recognize this scene as the scene of where her Paparazzi lover was beginning to force himself on top of her.
Soon afterwards. Without planning Gaga was into the pre-ARTPOP era with very little work done and could only tease with the bits she was making as she was going along. Before debuting Princess Die in Australia.
Soon, The worst was yet to come when the Synovitis hit her.
Although this may seem rough, we think that Gaga DID infact know about the seriousness of her injury. But due to being such a dedicated mother monster she wanted to finish the BTWBall and THEN go for her operation. Unfortunately the synovitis took Gaga out before she had a chance to finish some of her biggest dates.
We recognize this as when Gaga was hurled from the balcony to face a death.
[In this point her career]
Now. Hold right there. As we know just before Judas was performed at the BTWB, Gaga made a miniature speech saying that “Some of you may betray me” , We believe that this speech was aimed directly at the media, perhaps prompting that the media would try and take her out as soon as she went under the knife trying to end her career.
On the same subject. We believe that the Princess DIE was to back this rumor up. Die + Death of a career. Before hinting she would come back stronger than ever.
"Bob your head for another dead blonde" this signifying that the media killed our blonde queen. But Gaga is bringing brunette back into the equation symbolizing the phoenix.
AND ON THAT PHOENIX NOTE. Gaga DID say that ARTPOP would be like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
SYMBOLIZING EXACTLY WHAT HAS BEEN SAID.
We can recognize this as where in the paparazzi video where Gaga has hit rock bottom and there are papers ( media ) swirling about ruining her. ” Lady NO-MORE Gaga” etc.
The Recovery is after we see Gaga walking about for the first time.
We recognize this as the wheelchair scene from Paparazzi.
As Gaga slowly began her recover we notice that in we see her more and more, still subtle though.
This is Gaga getting ready.
Now. There is an extra part that I must include here:
As about 80% of #Monsters [Myself included] would agree. Gaga’s best performance was at the 2009 VMAs.
Please keep this part in mind.
Now, From this point on is speculation. Although we can practically see this happening as everything else predicted already occurred.
As we know. STRONG rumors have been going on that Gaga will appear at the VMAs this year to debut the lead single of ARTPOP. Also she’s set to appear at the MRS. Carter show in August along with her partner in crime, Bey.
Now. We reckon that Gaga is going to try and revert back to 2009. She wants to come out and introduce a new era at the VMAs ( Just like she did with Paparazzi )
We reckon this performance will be high production and possibly theater. So in other words. Gaga is going to fuse 2009 with 2013 and revert everyone.
Now. Back to the video.
We see Gaga back in her villa with her lover.
As we know Gaga is a strong preacher of ” Love Yourself “
Well. finally we can reveal that we symbolize Gaga’s lover as herself.
She’s going to kill her former self [Princess Die reference included here after everyone thinking that Gaga was suicidal after the lyrics were heard for the first time]. Gaga will kill her former self to rebirth a new era of Gaga that will set records like no other [hence” the phoenix” rising from the ash]
After she rebirths herself at the VMAs.
We can just refer to the video where the media come back to Gaga when all we can expect to see is
Hope you enjoyed your mind fuck.
I couldn’t find a good quality of this on Tumblr, so I decided to add one myself. It’s old, but I love it. I actually cried while reading this.
Written by a member in IGN | Drawn by ONESOUND
This never fails at making me cry.
Tears are just cascading do my face.
Lady Gaga was spotted earlier today in a cab taunting fans with what is presumed to be a physical copy of her long anticipated album, “ARTPOP”. The megastar, who didn’t seem too enthused, was quoted saying, “You little fuckers ain’t getting shit ‘till Marry The Night reaches number one.” The cab then took off with Gaga giving fans the finger.